Wait, what.

RSS

Didn't realize I missed my Dad so much. (I will never tell him that I missed him, because emotions are gross.)

  • Dad: So he said I might have a torn labrum... Or labarum? Labrum? I can't remember what it's called.
  • Me: Well, knowing you, it's probably a torn labia-rum.
  • Dad: Nah. There's no estrogen in this bitch.