Wait, what.
RSS- Me: Hello?
- Theresa: Hi.
- Me: Hi.
- Theresa: What are you doing?
- Me: Watching All in the Family.
- Theresa: (laughing) Really?
- Me: What?!
- Theresa: Because I thought I was interrupting you. You answered like I was interrupting something very serious and important.
- Me: Well, I don't know what planet you're from, but All in the Family is very serious and important.
- Theresa: Do you want to hang out with me and Jason tonight?
- Me: Yeah. What time?
- Theresa: 7?
- Me: Ok. Ok. Yeah. Wait, no. I'll probably be there a little after 7. I'll shoot for 7, get there at 7:15
- Theresa: Ok, wait, no. 6:45.
- Me: No! You can't do that! You can't change it just because --
- Theresa: Shoot for 6:45 and get here at 7!
- Me: No, because it's going to take me like, half an hour to get there... and I need to take a shower... and it's 5:45 now, so--
- Theresa: Let's walk through this together --
- Me: No, 7:15! I'll shoot for 7!
- Theresa: Let's walk through this together: you're going to get off the phone, finish watching All in the Family, then take a shower and that's why you won't be here until 7:15.
- Me: YOU DON'T KNOW ME. SHUT UP.
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did you get there at 8?
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