Wait, what.

Becca and I used to be friends with someone who we are almost positive is a pedophile, but we have no evidence outside of “vibes” and Facebook status updates.

I once worked with a pedophile. An honest-to-goodness pedophile. I also worked with his pregnant girlfriend who found his hidden porn folder, which is how my suspicions were confirmed.

Anyway, they had that kid a few years ago. A baby girl. I’m sure everything is going great for all of them and there’s absolutely no sadness at all!