Wait, what.

I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.



If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.

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For the record, I pretty much agree with this guy on a lot of this. I don’t understand why people who oppose certain words or phrases get so hostile over the use.They only have as much power as you give them. It’s a little disheartening to see, but do I really give a fuck what an online thesaurus has to say about my gender? No, sorry. I would rather rage against actual problems in society in regards to womens safety and equal rights. Nobody is looking up synonyms for weaker and coming back from the website with a newfound, negative view on women.

For this one, I’m going to have to defer to the Super Awesome man who teaches me phonetics and historical linguistics every Tuesday and Thursday: Professor Jonathan Barnes. I’d probably take his advice on anything other than how to get a projector working properly. I posted this link back in January - it’s Prof Barnes talking on NPR about the word “faggot.” Although they’re clearly discussing a totally different word with a totally different history, I think what he says can be applied to basically any offensive term.

Shut up, you weaker sexed faggot. Just shut up.

PS, I’m seeing a show tomorrow in Somerville and may or may not go in a few hours early. Available for hang-outs if I do?