Me: He was the most attractive man I've ever seen in my life. I made eye contact with him once, when we were introduced, and I literally never looked his way again. Hs eyes were too blue. I hope I never see him again.
Theresa: Does he have a girlfriend?
Me: Yeah. They're cute together.
Theresa: What makes two people "cute together"?
Me: ...I dont know. I was actually disgusted with them, but I was just trying really hard not to sound jealous.