Females who claim in their social media profiles that they’re “not your average grrl,” are most likely the most average-ass bitches you will ever meet in your life.
“You either love me or hate me”. You’re boring and no one thinks of you at all.
Quoting Marilyn Monroe? You’ve just metaphorically signed a contract stating that you have no personality or original thought process.
If They Capitalize Every Word, They Also Probably Wear Heavy Eyeshadow Every Day. I Know This Doesn’t Seem Related, But It Is. Also, The Eyeshadow Is Probably Blue or White.
If there’s something on your blog’s first page that looks down upon and judges other women, you’re probably full of hate, but also mad intelligent and totally on key like Mariah circa 1999.