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Feb 19
The Coco (Maximumassidon Blonderos) is an elusive creature originating from Palos Verdes, California. Although originally called “The Nicole”, it took on a different name to simplify the pronunciation for those around it. Those who have been graced by it’s presence have said it is uniquely specialized to attract rappers. It is generally not suited for colder climates due to its lack of proper attire. The pigmentation of The Coco ranges from “human tan” to “sweet potato orange”. Its major exports are buttocks, self-tanner and peroxide. Its major import is dick.

The Coco (Maximumassidon Blonderos) is an elusive creature originating from Palos Verdes, California. Although originally called “The Nicole”, it took on a different name to simplify the pronunciation for those around it. Those who have been graced by it’s presence have said it is uniquely specialized to attract rappers. It is generally not suited for colder climates due to its lack of proper attire. The pigmentation of The Coco ranges from “human tan” to “sweet potato orange”.

Its major exports are buttocks, self-tanner and peroxide. Its major import is dick.

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