A semi-feral cat bit me at dinner because I picked him up and that’s what happens when you pick up semi-feral cats at dinner.
I wish he broke the skin because I just want to collect Israeli injuries like second graders collect baseball cards.
Posted 10 months ago
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Chemical burn, Face rash, Mysterious abdominal bruise, Semi-feral cat bite, bleeding blisters,
About Wait, what.